Today's Jokes

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Thenher husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children byher next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, “At least they’refinally together.” A guy sitting in the front row says, “Excuse mefather, but you mean her and her first husband, or her and her secondhusband?”
The priest says, “I mean her legs.”