10. You’ve got red and green bags under your eyes.
9. You’re serving reindeer pot pie.
8. When you hear, “Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin’?,” youscream, “NO, DAMMIT! I’M NOT LISTENING!!!”
7. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers in the ass with your BBgun.
6. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
5. Instead of spending time with family, you’re watching some guy makephotocopies.
4. You’re busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
3. You’ve got eggnog coming out of your ears.
2. Your standard response, “And happy holidays to you too, you bastard!”
1. Two words: tinsel rash.
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